You have to be pretty damned drunk for this happen.

William M. Bowen woke up after a night of drinking with friends and realized he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck full of waste.

The driver had just emptied a commercial trash bin into his truck and was about to activate its compactor when he heard Bowen screaming.

“He looked up and this gentleman was standing out the top of our truck,” said Larry Green, market safety supervisor for the Rumpke waste disposal company. Green said the only thing Bowen said to the driver was that he was cold.

“This gentleman was extremely intoxicated,” he said.

I don’t know what’s worse, waking up in the trash can or not remembering how in the hell you got in there in the first place. I guess he’s lucky they hadn’t activated the compactor yet huh?

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