Asleep At The Wheel

May 21st, 2008

Fourteen tons of cookies are spilled on the highway. Why? Because the dolt fell asleep at the wheel!!!

Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.

Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck’s driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.

Imagine all the Oreo cookie pie crusts you could make from all those crushed cookies. Hey! The article says they were still in their plastic sleeves, that should have made it that much easier to smash them to make the crusts.

No charges have been filed, but there should be some sort of Oreo cookie assault law on the books.

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